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A Yenny For Your Dollar?

Monday, March 24th, 2008

Pretend that 100 yen is equivalent to one dollar. That’s what everyone around here does and it works pretty well.

Now pretend that you have am embarrassing amount of debt in the United States. All of it is, of course, in US dollars. At the moment, if you’re also earning your salary in dollars, you’re pretty screwed. The dollar is so inflated that any debts you’ve collected over the last 10 years are actually way bigger than they look or than they were when you got them. This is a standard risk of taking debt, but our nation’s “activity” over the last 6-or-so years has made it far worse than normal.

Luckily for Electra and I, we’re earning yen. When we got here, you needed about 120 yen to buy a dollar. This was useful for us, since we brought a couple thousand of those with us. On Friday, when I sent money home to make payments on the aforementioned embarrassing debt, I only needed 99 yen to get me one dollar. That’s right, the yen and the dollar are now floating around equality.

But how long will that last? Probably not long. The US is reeling from years of frantically printing money to fund, well, lots of things we never really needed enough to spend well over $1billion/month. We’re also reeling from the fact that nearly all of us have far more debt than we can reasonably handle. The whole country, government included, have been spending like teenagers with a brand new high-limit college student credit card.

Japan, on the other hand, is pretty stable. A little of that change in exchange rate comes from the fact that the Bank of Japan has stopped artificially suppressing the currency’s strength (they used to do that to support the carry trade) but the majority of that effect showed up a couple months ago. This latest drop is pretty much entirely due to the fact that the rest of the financial world is tired of propping the US up and they’re trying to move away from the unstable and unreliable US dollar. They’ve finally decided that even with all the investment they have in our economy, it’s not worth throwing more and more money at us trying to keep us afloat. The US dollar used to be the international currency but it’s quickly changing to euros.

So Electra and I are lucky that for the next 1.5 years or so we’ll be paying down our debts with an advantage, instead of the huge disadvantage that everyone at home is stuck with. I’m posting this because I remember that even with the Internet right there in front of me all day, I never had this kind of perspective from my home in the US. I could see that we were headed for trouble, but I never had the concrete example of seeing the same amount of yen I sent home turn into larger and larger amounts of dollars as each month went by. I’m happy to have more money for the same amount of work, but I know that the costs are going to outweigh the benefits in the long run. I only hope that we can turn this around before we all lose our collective shirts.

Where Has Roy Been?

Saturday, January 26th, 2008

So, I’ve been pretty depressed and anxious. About halfway through my elementary school visits, the outsiderness got to me and I kinda cracked. The next two months I went to one school that was a little over an hour away and then another that is more like 2 hours away. For most of December, I had to get up at 4:30am to go to work every day, including my birthday.

So I wasn’t too happy. I still drift in and out of irritation/anxiety but I’m feeling a lot better now that I’m back at my base school. The teachers there are pretty chill and it’s clear that I belong and I’m not the perpetual guest*. I think it helps a lot that they know I won’t just be there for one month. They can depend on me to be a part of their ongoing educational plan. Also, it’s a 20-minute walk instead of a 2-hour subway/train/bus Rube-Goldberg machine of transport.

I considered very hard the idea of not recontracting as an ALT and instead starting a therapy practice here. But I realized that worries about visas and taxes, etc. would probably just make matters worse. So I’ve recontracted. I’ll be working as an ALT for another year. I just really hope that my supervisor listens to at least one of my requests. He didn’t seem super-sympathetic during our meeting, which is actually kind of odd in my experience.

I will likely start seeing a couple of clients per week, though. I just need to sort out all the weirdness about taking money to pay for my supervision, etc. My contract doesn’t allow me to work on the side, so I need to make sure they’re okay with my bookkeeping plan.

My Japanese is clearly improving and I can talk about very shallow topics with my coworkers. They often express their amazement at my growth in ability. Partly this is because Sagara-sensei did a lesson-per-day intensive with each of us over Winter Break. It was super helpful. Soon we will cover the te-form (a kind of conjugation kinda thing) and I will finally be able to string together full sentences with more than one verb! Yay!

*A few words about the perpetual guest: there is definitely a culture of hospitality in Japan. That’s great when you’re touring and it’s great when you’re visiting friends. But it’s really frustrating to go to workplaces that constantly treat you like a guest for months on end. You start to realize that the Japanese guest mentality isn’t just hospitality, it’s also rejection from inclusion. It’s “you’re not one of us, you’re just a guest.” When you actually live and work in Japan, that gets depressing fast.

Now I should make a note, before anyone jumps on the hate-wagon, that this kind of attitude emerges from a confluence of many factors, one of which is cultural values. So be aware that there are many Japanese people in my life who don’t treat me like this nor think that I don’t belong. The teachers at my base school feel I belong as do my Japanese friends. So being back at my base school has done wonders for my mood. Also, the situation was compounded by the fact that I was at the last two schools for one month each. So the “you’re a guest” approach will definitely dominate in that situation.

It’s good to be back at a place where I’m really accepted. Also, they keep me too busy to really be worried about anything!

Sapporo Pride

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

Peacock!Hello, peeps!

I know many of you have been waiting for me to break Internet silence and commence with the stories about Japan. Well, I got started two weeks ago and then my server crashed. I have yet to be able to restore the ability to post to the blog that Electra and I have together, but this blog is up! So even if I don’t have the time to write a lot of stories, I can start posting pictures and showing my Sapporo pride.

It’s pretty late at night for me. But tomorrow is Friday and that means I won’t be in front of this computer again, healthy enough to manipulate words, for a couple days. So here’s a few pics that I really like to whet your appetite. More to come this weekend!

My friend Mike at karaoke and at the pride parade. I’m collecting pics from my new friends here to create a Cast of Characters for y’all.

sankumi

The awesome kids of ichinense (”first year” [7th grade]) sankumi (”class #3″)

High Coffee Tech!

Advanced Japanese coffee technology!

Kuma!

Cats!

(This one’s name is Kuma, which means “bear”)

Awesome guitarist

Night life!

We’re having a good time. I’m finally hitting the culture-shock/homesick wall as is at least one other JET here in Sapporo. But that’s good. It’s mean I can get it over with now.

I have to leave my base school after next week and won’t be back until next January. It makes me sad because I’ve developed relationships with the teachers and students there and really love it. I do get to start visiting elementary schools next month, though. Japanese kids are cuuuute!

You Can’t Make A Statement Without Implying Values

Friday, July 20th, 2007

Here are two proverbs that have been coming up in my life recently. Why not test yourself and see if you can guess what culture each proverb comes from.

  • The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
  • The nail that sticks up gets hammered down.

Okay, the answers are pretty obvious. The first proverb is American (I believe, or at least Western) and the second is Japanese. Elsewhere in Asia they also say “The quacking duck gets shot.”

One thing Electra pointed out is that if you try to strip away the value statements, all these proverbs can say the same thing: “When you take distinctive action, you will attract attention.” I.e. if you make a noise that others are not making or if you position yourself away from other people then you will be noticed. The actual proverbs are then based on cultural ideas of what it means to attract attention.

The Americans are quick to think that one’s needs can’t be met by others unless one makes them known. So we say “Speak up! Let us know what you need!” And also “If you don’t speak up, we can’t be held responsible when you don’t get what you need.” The East Asian cultures are quick to realize that calling attention to yourself or doing something that is out of the routine is likely to attract corrective action. So they say “If you blend in and avoid making waves then you’ll live peacefully.” They also say “If you do make waves then it’s your fault when we punish you.”

Things That Scare Your Wife and Mother

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007

Have you ever wondered what happens if you stick your hand in the path a running ceiling fan? I know I often have. It’s one of the morbid fascinations I’ve secretly harbored and have never had any interest in testing.

The answer: nothing much. Maybe a few bruises. *phew*

Small Birds Hop

Friday, June 1st, 2007

When small birds, like brownbirds, hop around on the ground, they are so very cute.

Larger birds, like ravens, are not.

Poor Poor Poe Poe

Saturday, May 26th, 2007

I realized today that I haven’t listened to Poe in something like 3 years. That was a severe oversight. I really like Poe and am happily listening to Hello right now.

It occurred to me before that she must have a history of abusive boyfriends — or at least one really bad one. But now, 3 years later, I can realize it in that counselor-y1 way.

A lot of things sound different than they did 3 years ago, in fact.

  1. I find myself wanting to hand the lyrics from Trigger Happy Jack (”You can’t talk to a psycho like a normal human being”) to some of my clients []

Sapporo ni ikimas!

Monday, May 21st, 2007

Some interesting facts about Sapporo, Japan:

  1. It’s cold. Cold is not hot, unlike the rest of Japan.
  2. It has an extensive and useful system of mass transit.
  3. They make beer there!
  4. The City of Sapporo is 60% forest.
  5. My wife will be stationed there next year with the JET program.
  6. I will be, too!
  7. Yay!!!!

Yay!!!!

It’s Okay

Sunday, May 20th, 2007

I’ve been thinking about the ways people behave around apologies. Sometimes folks don’t really know how to express themselves well when an “I’m sorry” situation arises.

Consider the following scenario:

Sam and Sally are housemates. Sally really loves curry. Suffice to say that there is a convincing reason to treat Sally’s curry as sacred.

Sally leaves her leftover curry in the fridge one night. Sam comes home after an evening of heavy drinking, finds the curry, and scarfs it.

The next morning, Sally opens the fridge and is furious. She doesn’t say anything, though, because her general approach to conflict is to be passive-aggressive. Sam wakes up (several hours) later and comes into the kitchen, opens the fridge, and realizes with a smack to the forehead that he ate Sally’s curry and she’s going to be very unhappy about that.

Sam goes to his silently fuming housemate and apologizes. What is Sally’s response?

“It’s okay,” she says.

This doesn’t sound right to me.

Yes, Sam is doing good by noting that he has wronged his housemate and taking the initiative to apologize. However, that doesn’t make the original act “okay.” It may repair the rift in his relationship with Sally and allow them to move forward without hard feelings, but simply declaring everything to be “okay” is sweeping it under the rug. It certainly doesn’t do anything to help Sam understand how much he has hurt his roommate.

I think I don’t like the phrase “It’s okay” as a response to apologies unless it really is okay. The phrase should be reserved for moments when someone is apologizing unnecessarily — like if they accidentally bump into you.

In the scenario above, it seems that Sally would get more mileage out of saying something like “Thank you for apologizing, it makes me feel better about this whole thing.” That way she smooths over the problem between her and Sam but without creating the impression that Sam’s behavior wasn’t actually hurtful.

Bugs Are Gross

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

It is my observation that insects in general, and flies in particular, find no problems in the fact that they are icky.

This is why they must be stopped.