Archive for April, 2007

Don’t Be Evil

Monday, April 30th, 2007

Here’s something nice for y’all:

The custodians of five New York pension funds, being Google shareholders, ask for the company to make policies to counteract censorship in nations such as China and Iran among many others.

I think I was talking to someone this past weekend about Google’s move away from their pre-IPO corporate tenet of “Don’t Be Evil.” After going public, they struck that phrase from their mission statement. It seemed rather telling of the ways in which being beholden to stock holders can turn a good company bad. Google ostensibly could no longer have a phrase like “Don’t Be Evil” as a guiding principle because… I don’t really know why. The SEC would get upset? A stockholder would be offended? I’m not really sure.

But this is one of those stories that gives me a glimmer of hope. As the first poster1 on this article points out, the fund performing this request holds somewhere around 0.15% of Google’s stock. That is nowhere near being a significant voting block. But it’s great to see that at least one relatively large holder is interested in using it as something more than just an income generator. If Google can no longer promise to not be evil because their shareholders may or may not desire evil, I’m glad that at least one of the few that feels differently is using their voice to express an interest in the public good.

  1. http://youtube.com/watch?v=ciG-Xs7mBwU []

Schlongweiner Trouser-Snake

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

There exists, in the world of school counseling, an achievement test called the Woodcock Johnson1.

No, really.

I was just reminded of it recently when I was studying for the National Certification Exam for counselors. When I first learned of it in the big testing class we took, the professor didn’t understand why we were giggling.

Does that say something about him or us?

  1. And yes, it is given to teenagers at school. []

Mental Illness doesn’t show up in an autopsy. No shit.

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

From a report on the autopsy of Seung-Hui Cho, the gunman who committed the murders at Va. Tech:

Virginia Tech gunman Seung-Hui Cho was as mysterious in death as he was in life, leaving behind few clues for medical examiners.

Psychologists and criminologists have suggested in recent days that Cho suffered from a mental illness, but Massello said such disorders are usually neurological or chemical in nature and unlikely to be identified during an autopsy, even if Cho’s brain had been intact.

Um. Duh?

Among all the scrambling to find someone at fault, the scramblers seem to have largely settled on gun enthusiasts and the mental health industry. I feel a desire to make some things clear:

  • Putting a suicidal person on a hold and taking them to the hospital is not the same as arresting them and taking them to jail. When Cho was released it was because he was no longer highly likely to go kill himself. In other words, “he no longer appeared to be a threat to himself.”
  • No one in the mental health system has a crystal ball, not even psychiatrists and psychologists. They always say “the best predictor of future behavior is past behavior.”1 Cho did not have a list of past behaviors including “shooting rampage.” Therefore, ipso facto, no one leapt to the conclusion that he would commit such an atrocity.
  • Mental health workers can’t put someone away for “suspicion of being screwed up.” To be truly put away in the United States, one has to commit a crime.2 I can’t imagine a judge taking too kindly to prosecutors claiming that a kid should be locked up for the long haul because “This here psychiatrist said he should.”

Of course his “mental illness” won’t show up in the autopsy. There’s no Anxiety Virus. Depression is not the result of damage to your “happy neurons.”3

Looking for some concrete, easy-to-identify sign of what was wrong with this kid and trying to figure out who screwed up won’t work. It won’t bring back the dead. It won’t heal anyone’s injuries. And it won’t do anything to stop this from happening again.

It’s absolutely horrendous what this kid did. And it’s worth spending the time and energy to see what lessons we can learn from it. But unfortunately we’ll likely never know the “why” of it, no matter how advanced and enlightened our society may be.

  1. And it’s a poor one at that []
  2. There aren’t really even places where people suffering full-blown psychosis are “put away” anymore. In Oregon, a mental health commitment will only get you into the state hospital for up to 180 days. []
  3. There are, of course, neurochemical components to mood disorders. But the debate over chemistry vs. circumstance is often circular and typically results in chicken-and-egg impasses. []

China Needs to Spend Some Time in the International Doghouse

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

This morning I awoke to a wonderfully uplifting story on NPR news: a region of southwest China1 has recently forced hundreds of women to go to the hospital and have abortions. Many of these abortions are late-term and one report included a woman who was due to give birth in just a few days.

Government-coerced abortions are not news in China. But this incident is different because China recently passed new laws that relax their family planning restrictions and supposedly make these kinds of atrocities a thing of the past. The report stated that this is likely happening because local officials need to lower the population growth rate for the year or risk being fired. I guess they figure their jobs are more important than the lives of hundreds of families.

China talks very nice. But they absolutely must step up to the plate of humanitarian reform. The United States is supposed to be a powerful nation that believes in the welfare of the little man. We put ourselves out as an example of human rights and democracy. And yet we do so very little to hold China accountable.

Yes, the State Department may occasionally make statements and toothless demands. That, however, is little more than politics and diplomacy. It’s like telling the school bully that it wasn’t cool to stuff the nerd in his locker but then going and playing basketball with him all afternoon anyways.

If we as a nation had as much integrity as we claim, we wouldn’t stand for this. We would place severe sanctions on China and ask other UN members to do the same. We would make it clear that China’s policy of treating human life like garbage is unacceptable. The US has the power to do this. China is certainly powerful and, to a great extent, quite scary. But they aren’t stupid or suicidal. If the US and the EU stood together on a human rights issue then China would not be able to ignore it.

Since the creation of the new family planning laws, China has ostensibly been punishing people who coerce abortions. That’s a good thing. But in this case, the likely reason why these things are happening is a government quota regarding population growth that carries with it a risk of job loss for local bureaucrats. That sounds to me like things still aren’t quite working at the national level. And the Chinese government needs to be held accountable for atrocities that occur in their nation.

  1. I couldn’t make out how to spell the name and I can’t find any written references to it this morning on the Net []

Web 2.0 BYOA Biz Plan

Friday, April 6th, 2007

So I just installed Wordpress here, replacing my old professional website with a good ol’ basic blog.

For you few non-Webbies who may be reading this, what I mean to say is “Techy-tech-tech talk”.

For the rest of you: Wordpress has a neat feature in its Dashboard admin page that gives you a direct feed of all your site’s incoming links as recorded by Technorati. When I opened it up for the first time, I found to my delighted surprise that a bunch of different people have been linking to this site for as long as 400 days or more. That’s right, 400 whole days!

Turns out they’ve all got one of my old Blog Your Own Adventure promotional quiz memes still sitting in their archives. And guess what, they all liked it! I really should have been looking at Technorati a year ago. I might have spent more time working to improve BYOA.

So it got me thinking… maybe if I can build up BYOA, I can be bought out by Google! Google has yet to acquire a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-style collaborative storytelling system, right? Wouldn’t they want one that even works with the “Blogosphere”!? I know I would if I were Google. I’d be on that like porn on YouTube. Or trolls on Daily Kos. Or something else on some other site that it’d be useful to associate myself with.

But no big, important company is going to initiate a buyout of someone who doesn’t look serious. And what do you need to look serious? A business plan, of course.

So here I am officially posting my business plan for the Blog Your Own Adventure Web 2.0 Enterprise Blogosphere Synergy Project:

  1. Build BYOA
  2. Wait Around
  3. Get Bought by Google!

It’s a twist on the old Web 1.0 business plan template. And that template is proven to work. Therefore, my business plan has a solid, empirical basis. It can’t go wrong.

Right, Google? Yep, I thought so.